The Final Preparation for NaNoWriMo: Writers Block Bashed and a Prayer for the NaNoWriMo Writer.

Howdy Folks:

Just finished up with my Vocabulary Building Subliminal Tapes which I have informed you are actually CDs. My working vocabulary in now just around 24,000 words. You wanna try me? You’ll just have to wait until I blast through my Novel for NaNoWriMo.

But the last tip. This is to prepare the mind to over come writer’s block.

Sit as you would while you are at your desk. Take several deep breaths. Now picture your self as a wasp before a massive boulder. Picture your tiny body all a quiver as you focus your waspy brain waves on this boulder and than picture a hugh mechanical pneumatic rock crusher crushing that bould into sand. That will banish your writer’s block.

Do not picture yourself as a wasp that flies full speed into the boulder as that will greatly increase your writers block as well as giving you the greatest head ache of your life.

Repeat this exercise every hour or so until bed time when you put your Bose headphones Vobus back on and suck up more vocabulary.

Now is the time to make sure you have plenty of sharpened no. 2 pencils and reams of paper.

As an unofficial minister of the spirit of the letter, I leave you with this prayer, or what not, it could be poem, or just some quasi-inspirational nonsense.

May the muse inspire you and bring long, short and beautiful sentences every day of November. May each paragraph explore a single subject. May the blending of exposition and action be flawless and may your dialog be witty, poignant, and moving as you desire. May you write each day at least 2,000 words with the effortless joy.

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